𐌋𐌉Ꝋ𐌍 𐌊𐌉𐌍Ᏽ

What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"

Nothing.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"

A cement mixer has ­collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.