Oral jokes
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What is anonymous 馃 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 馃暢 glory hole inside a 馃摉 adult book store
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 馃あ
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What鈥檚 the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What鈥檚 the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!