Oral jokes
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Oral
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 馃あ
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What鈥檚 the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
What is anonymous 馃 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 馃暢 glory hole inside a 馃摉 adult book store
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Jarod (馃槒): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (馃槦): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (馃槥): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (馃槸): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (馃槖): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (馃): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (馃え): Or not?
Y'uree (馃檮): Shut up, man!
Jarod (馃槧): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!