Oral

Oral Jokes

Sex

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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  • Masturbation

    What is anonymous πŸ€” oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a πŸ•³ glory hole inside a πŸ“– adult book store

    Brojob

    If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

    Monday

    And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

    Court

    "Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

    "Ok."

    "What town did you grow up in?"

    "Oral."

    Smoking

    How is smoking similar to oral sex?

    The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🀒

    Anilingus

    Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

    Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

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  • Thermometer

    Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."

    Sex

    What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

    Position

    "Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

    Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

    Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

    Sex

    You've heard of anal sex.

    You've heard of oral sex.

    You've heard of genital sex.

    But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

    Tuna

    Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

    Grandpa

    Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.