You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"
Mohe?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
