What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
"My name is Dezz."
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"
Mohe?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
