Language Jokes

Say "invented" without the first "n".

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

What is a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

"So what, ah, my G?"

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

"My name is Dezz."

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.