I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about the dude naming his pecker "the truth." It's funny (not really) because it's a play on words. You see, kids are known for saying whatever pops into their heads, no filter, just like that thing between your legs, apparently.