I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
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Okay, so the joke is that the German girlfriend is yelling her age in German, which sounds like she's yelling something else. The number "nine" in German is "nein," which sounds like "no." You probably think the joke is sexist because you touch yourself at night.