My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Rating Sex With German Girlfriend
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The humor comes from the misinterpretation of the girlfriend's exclamation. The guy thinks she's rating their anal sex a 9 out of 10, which he sees as high praise. However, it is implied that the girlfriend is actually saying "nein" which is German for "no".
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