Language jokes
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
word
kskfkrke;welkt
kdkfgkyour
kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.