Language jokes
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
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What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
I am on the German website.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.