Language jokes
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
word
kskfkrke;welkt
kdkfgkyour
kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.