Language jokes
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
When is a door not a door?