My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
If your born deaf what language would you think in
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
Why did Helen Keller fail school she was bad at language
Russians be like bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!
what do you call a failure in another language....... me
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
