I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Language Jokes
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
When is a door not a door?
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
