We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
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What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
I am on the German website.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
