A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
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Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
If life gives you melons, you’re proababli dyslexic
Dyslexic walks into a bra.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia, fcuk
myles parfitt ;/
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light blub?
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
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these are all of my terrible jokes
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
My wife’s dyslexic, but hey, bonody’s prefect
The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: “My check is in your mouth” and “I won’t cum in your mailbox”
Kid 1: Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks Me: Wow, I didn’t know you were dyslexic.
Yesterday a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119…
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
what do you call a magician with no magic dyslexic cunt
Rapist"Get into the fucking van!“ Kid"ymmom ym llet ot gnoig mi" Rapist"Fine” (Grabs a white kid instead)
What is the reason for the first time since I’ve seen a lot to be desired in the morning to you, eat ass…
Knock Knock Whos there? Dyslexic Dyslexic who? You.