A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
sdrawkcab daer t'nod ew
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia, fcuk
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
If life gives you melons, you're proababli dyslexic
Thought a waitress said to me you're good looking In fact she was asking If I'd like some pudding
Yesterday a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
Dyslexic walks into a bra.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth" and "I won't cum in your mailbox"
A man walks Into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up