Dyslexic jokes
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
We don't read backwards.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!