Dyslexic jokes
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
We don't read backwards.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Myles Parfitt ;/
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
My "friend" has dyslexia.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.