Dyslexic jokes
We don't read backwards.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Myles Parfitt ;/
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
My "friend" has dyslexia.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.