Dyslexic

Dyslexic Jokes

Robber

Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!

Boy

Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...

Cop

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!

Dyslexia

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Orphan

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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  • Poetry

    They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

    But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!