Dyslexic jokes
We don't read backwards.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!