Knowledge jokes
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
yes
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
What's the time?
How would I know?
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"