A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
