How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Weather-savvy Skeleton
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty-pants! This joke is funny 'cause skeletons don't have skin to feel the rain. So, them checkin' the weather forecast is like me askin' you to name three things you're good at... awkward silence, am I right?
Anonymous
*rain?