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Tip of the Tongue

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2 years ago ยท
  • A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. The momma is making a blue joke. She's saying the reason she couldn't spell "penis" is because she had one in her mouth the night before. What a freak!

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