A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Knowledge Jokes
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Cool little titbit.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
