Knowledge jokes
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
JAW don't know sh*t!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
Who is this Gwen person?
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.