Knowledge jokes
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Cool little titbit.