Knowledge jokes
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Memes
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.