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Clock at the Library

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The joke is a pun. See, a clock "tocks," which is a sound it makes. But it also "talks" too much, get it? Since clocks can't "clock out" of a place, because they don't work there. But since a person can "talk" too much, then they can be kicked out of a place. It's called wordplay. You wouldn't get it!

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    • Gwen is pissing me tf off rn.

    shes mad i made V-rah upset

    Cause i got mad when she was drinking

    saying i shouldnt gotten so upset cause i wasn't there

    I said i have truama w/ drinking nd she made me explain what it was..

    i had to rbing up my fucking trauma

    Shes saying i shouldnt have gotten affected cause I wasn't there

    i know the trama is coming back but don't let that weaken you

    but she cant fucking talk if her mom didn't leave early in the morning and came home wasted every fucking night

    And shes an abusive drunk

    Shes prolly never been told by her mother that she wisses she was never born

    Her mom prolly dont hate her kids birthday

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    I wanna do smthin stupid..

    anna see how i see myself

    Sorry I'm trying to do this project artwork thing

    but nah its perfect how it is

    im fucking pissed at gwen

    Yes I did do something because I'm so hot that she has a crush me also

    That's just a sneak peek there's still something on the other side

    No I tried to put it in tea so it would make it look a lot older but it kind of turned out s***** but then I just burnt it and it turned out that way

    I know but I didn't want to have to make coffee cuz my mom loves her coffee

    I was going to do that but then I realized she loves her car

    nevr expect art to turn out how u want I t

    i js like chugged half a can of mtn deww..

    I GET THESE VIDES ND HAV BEEN GETTIN EM SENS LAST YEAR ON YT SHORTS RIGHT?

    TO CHOOSE BETWEEN PINK ND BLACK OPTIONS

    BUT NOW ITS SO SHSHEHHHSHEH

    Ever sense i got this one hello kitty dressed as an axolotl

    STARTING TO COM MY FAVE COLOR

    WHAT HAS THE CITY DUN DID TO ME

    I have no clue what the city is done to you

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I USE TO BE MORE HOT THEN CUTE ND ACT LIKE IT NOW IM CUTER THAN HOTTER ND ACT LIK IT

    Do you want something that smells like me

    Sorry it took so long I was kind of cleaning my room

    not like i have 2 of ur hoodies or anything

    tbh i feel asleep when i was holding ur hoodie

    like sumn shit ur my comfertsmell

    my comfert color though eugh

    bascially those two mixed tg

    Those two colors mixed together look good

    Just like me and you you look good mixed together

    Yeah we can make smthin from us mixin tg one day ;)

    Now u got me thinking dirt thouhgts

    🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑💦💦💦😏

    ima js ignore how harley quinn was there for a second

    Its ok ydk how to make me have dirty thoughts

    I would to pin you to a wall and choke you

    I would flip our pistions pinning u to the wall nd make out with u then kiss ur neck then "help" u take ur clothes off then kiss from ur neck down then do smhtin once I get down far enough

    Then I would help you take your close off and hammer slam you ass till you beg for me to stop

    I wonder what you would.liik.like with nothing on?

    would u stop if i where begging u to?

    What if i couldnt handle it?

    If u was going to fast what would u do if I told u to slow down?

    Comment deleted by Yoda bum bum2

    got i cant think straight

    Im 1023948213948123498123940% losing my V-card w/ u cause of this

    Cause u saying the shit i want to happen to me

    Wtf aaden how did u enter my mind?

    I wanna see how much yk without guidance

    Aaden im fine w/ any so chill

    It's where you're tied up so you can't move just like if you were possessed you wouldn't want the person to move so you would chain them up or something so yeah

    Ok i grabbed onto my table so damn tight that my hand hurts

    Id love to be tied up nd used for hours on end..

    I love that kinda toture..

    Cuz you want to be able to do s*** so I would have all the control

    im sorry but u r turning m on to much right no

    im sorry but ik my face is so fucking red rn

    Comment deleted by Yoda bum bum2

    Your whole body would be red after I'm done with you

    ur making my mind go erwgfnergstrhhretgfgvecrd

    ok ur js right for me in many, many many way s

    Dont leave me with these thoughts

    they will end up in my journal

    Enthusiastic Seagull

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