What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the idea that if a wife *always* knows where her husband is, it's because he's dead. Because, ya know, dead people don't move around much. You probably have trouble finding your own pants in the morning, so I can see why this is tough for you.