A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Book on Suicide
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you dummy. The dude asks for books on how to unalive himself, and the librarian is like, "Nah, you ain't borrowing that, cause you ain't bringing it back!" Get it? Cause if you're dead, you can't return the book. And you ain't got friends, I bet.