Knowledge jokes
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
JAW don't know sh*t!
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.