Knowledge jokes
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Memes
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭