Knowledge jokes
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Posts a couple of memes, leaves, does so again in a year
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.