Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
