My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test
Did anyone ever noticed that " STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
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I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
Everyone in my class: I can't wait until have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job My friends: What's your dream job? Me: I'm going to die young :))
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
