Study jokes
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.