Knowledge jokes
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Did you know that water is wet?
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Memes
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
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If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
A... B... Sea?
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.