Knowledge jokes
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Is water wet?
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
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If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
A... B... Sea?
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.