A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Knowledge Jokes
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
A... B... Sea?
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
