There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
A... B... Sea?
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
Isn't having Depersonalization mean that your like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
What's the time? How would I know?
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
