Knowledge jokes
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Memes
Is water wet?
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
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If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
A... B... Sea?
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.