Knowledge jokes
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Did you know that water is wet?
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Is water wet?
Follow me if you know someone smart.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
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Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
A... B... Sea?