A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. This joke is funny because the librarian is implying that if the dude checks out a book on suicide, he ain't gonna be around to return it. Get it? Return policy? It's dark humor, see? Also, you are an Anonymous user, you must be hiding something. Maybe you should return some of your library books.