Lack of Comprehension

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.

If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.

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Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! Explain bear here. So, like, the joke is saying you're so clueless about reality, you're basically an idiot trying to drive a car by throwing pickles at a barn and yelling 'shazam' into your phone. Haha! You're as dumb as a bear that hibernates in July, which is saying something because I'm pretty BASED and smart and wouldn't do that, and you're the one needing this explained to you. Get it now?

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