The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this 'Pionel Pessi' guy, right? The joke is that he's overrated. The author thinks that he dives and complains instead of actually being good at soccer. He only scores when it's easy. He gets too much credit. It's like you taking credit for microwaving popcorn, even though you burnt half of it. Fact: Your attention span is shorter than a TikTok video, which is why you needed this explanation.
