I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
Q: why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns A: because knives dont have barrels
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel! Lancaster:*are you sure about that?* DB:huh? Lancaster:*I have 4 barrels!* DB:WHAT!? Penta Barrel:*I got 5!* DB:*insert becoming uncanny* Dual Hexagon shotgun:*I got 12!* the others:*HOW!?*
*and thats how an arguement started.*
* shotguns in a nutshell * 2B: MUST. 4B:ADD. 6B:MORE. 12B:*B A R R E L S* * and that's how multi barrel shotguns were made. *
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂
What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
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