The 20+ Best Cycle Jokes

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle

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What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲

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Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.

we sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave eric and dylan a shortcut

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A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.

Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

What is Jack Frost's favourite mode of transport?

A Tr-Ice-cycle

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅