Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger. A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
hiiiiiiiii, i sied men, want candy me, YESSSSSS me, gets kidnaped
Got kidnapped in Iran Luckily iran
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white
How do you kidnap stepthen hawking ? Shut off his computer
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ̈Hey they want to party with us! ̈Timmy yelled over the whooping. ̈Party van! ̈I yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ̈P O L I C E” on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. ̈Isn’t that right mommy? ̈
*stranger: tries to kidnap a kid* *kid: runs home* A few minutes later the kid was in the back of the van... If you know you know
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped ricardo!
I’m an orphan so kidnap me
have you herd the kidnapping at the goat farm:
