Rhyming Threat

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  • My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead! This "Dan" guy says his name, mentions his shoes (Vans), and then pulls out a gun and tells you to get in his van. It's funny because it's unexpected and scary, like when your mom finds out you spent all her money on NFTs.

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