Kidnapping Jokes

I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night

Jacob likes fucking me and my mom

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking

Why did the kidnapper cross the rode

To get the the kids at the playground

If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?

Because they want to feel wanted.

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

Wheres is the candy Sir??? Over there. (kid steps in van) I don't see any candy.

What happen to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

Chris said to me in P.E that he likes Jacob and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom

Jacob Colletto

It is not funny about kidnapping

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children

Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"