There was a kidnapping, but he woke up
Bend over and spell run
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger. A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
hiiiiiiiii, i sied men, want candy me, YESSSSSS me, gets kidnaped
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
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Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .
