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Self-control

225 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Pokemon

55 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post and a reply. The tweet from the official Pokémon account asks, "How would you put 'I'm a Pokémon Trainer' on your resume?". A reply from a user named WanderingWeeaboo reads, "i kidnap wild animals and shove them in my balls".

Florida Man

31 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Kitten

22 views · Adolf kitler · 11 months ago

got kidnapped

A person is pointing a gun at a kitten, who has its paws raised above its head in front of a window.

Fnaf

26 views · Wade · 2 years ago

A five-panel image depicting different stages of a person trying to understand the lore of FNaF (Five Nights at Freddy's), with a progression from playing the game to kidnapping the creator, Scott Cawthon. The first panel shows a brain with intricate patterns and text that reads "Playing FNaF for the lore." The second panel is similar, depicting the brain with a glowing center and reads "Watching theories on youtube about the FNaF lore." The third panel shows a blue figure with bright energy around the heart and reads "Trying to solve the FNaF lore." The fourth panel shows a red, fiery figure with raised arms and reads "Waiting for the FNaF lore to solve itself." The final panel shows a stick figure with a weapon and reads "Kidnapping Scott Cawthon and make him reveal the FNaF lore."

Kid

12 views · Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

how to kidnap kids

A drawing depicts a child in a blue shirt and a red cap standing on the left side. A skeleton is on the right, leaning forward with a sinister look. A shadow of a person is falling on the ground. Text on top: "2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD."

Daughter

13 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

The image shows four panels from the cartoon "Family Guy." In the upper left panel, a pair of black-gloved hands holds a sign that says, "WE HAVE YOUR SON." In the upper right, Peter and Lois Griffin are looking at a wall of television screens, and there is a caption on the panel that says, "Meg's our daughter." In the lower-left panel, three figures in black ski masks are shown with Meg. In the lower right, black-gloved hands hold up a sign that says, "REALLY?"

Min

5 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

A close-up of a chihuahua with a flirty expression. The text overlay reads: "*2 mins after being kidnapped* me: *blushing* So what made y'all choose me?"

Mother

6 views · Cupツ · 1 year ago

have yall watched thisss

The image contains four movie posters for the movie "Kidnap". The top two posters are identical with a close up of a woman's face with the word "Kidnap" in red letters. The bottom left poster shows the woman from the movie with an angry expression. It has the text "Kidnap Official Trailer" in white letters on it. The bottom right poster is an image of the woman and the text "They messed with the wrong mother". The word "Kidnap" is also present.

Cow

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Cat

12 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 11 months ago

I like kidnapping cats

A duck points a gun at the viewer.

Kidnapper

328 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

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