Kidnapping jokes
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 馃ぃ
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."