Kidnapping Jokes

I kidnapped an ophan what are they going to do cry for mom

Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"

DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?

A: I don't know... what?

DH: Kidnapped. :)

-Dark_Humor

Hey did you hear about the kidnapping?" "no." Yeah but then he woke up.

There was a kidnapping, but he woke up

Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

Knock knock whos there kid kid who kidnap you

Bend over and spell run

Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-

I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣

what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper

I heard there was a kidnapping

Don't worry he woke up

In the back of a van

It was his father's

Friend who was a priest

He was just bringing him to church

Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck

I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"

What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention? Don't get carried away.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its fine, he woke up

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.