Six-Year-Old

Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, "hide-under-the-covers" dark. It's funny 'cause you think it's gonna be something innocent that's black and blue, but BAM! It's a kid in a basement. You probably thought the joke was gonna be some kind of sex joke. Nope, just the implication of child endangerment. BTW you need to invest in $ROPE.