Trauma jokes

like this if you have ever been abused.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"