The 15+ Best Trauma Jokes

Rape jokes aren’t funny. people like me that are actually victims of rape Are triggered by them.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? because it's a touchy topic.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)

I took my sister and And cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy who my dad‘s friend has connections with I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized, We got what we wanted.

Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11

so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car

What's young, red and hot ptsd?

Prince Andrew victims

My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.

i'm so depressed i gave my therapist trauma.

are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.

all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self