Iran

Iran Jokes

Escape

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

Suicide

"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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Country

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Mom

Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.

War

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

Walmart

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.