Tom

@tom

The best Bio in the World

Registered on 10/18/2022 · No followers yet · Last active 3 years ago

Entertainment

Tom · 3 years ago

Best joke ever.

Lemon

Tom · 3 years ago

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Chief

Tom · 3 years ago

How Chiefs are presented in Comics:

A gorilla with a tie and suspenders sits at a desk. Other office workers are blurred in the background. The text "ZUM WERBETREIBENDEN" and "HIDRO FUGAL" appear in the top right corner and in the bottom left corner of the image.

Orphan

Tom · 3 years ago

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

Ohio

Tom · 3 years ago

Only in Ohio💀

A cow is floating in the air against a cloudy sky. Below the cow is a landscape with a road, some trees, and a building with a pointed roof. The text above the image says: "Only in Ohio💀".

Programming

Tom · 3 years ago

Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?

A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic fox character with orange and white fur, wearing programming socks, arm warmers, and green underwear while sitting and using a pink laptop. The text on the image says "PROGRAMMING SOCKS", "ARM WARMERS", and "YEAH, IT'S CODING TIME".

Door

Tom · 3 years ago

Damn🚪

The image shows a dark, cartoon-like figure with one big eye and dark sunglasses, asking "no doors?" The background is a solid red color.

Mom

Tom · 3 years ago

Moms:OMG THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.The Joke:

A yellow minion with spiky hair, wearing blue overalls and black gloves, is standing with a surprised look on his face. The text 'MINIONSWITZE' is visible behind him.

Avocado

Tom · 3 years ago

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

Attention

Tom · 3 years ago

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Fursuit

Tom · 3 years ago

Every Furrys Dream

The meme shows a two-panel comic. The first panel displays a table with two options on it: a blue button labeled "Your own fursuit" and a red button labeled "Pay nothing in art commissions". The second panel depicts a cartoon character with wide eyes looking conflicted and the text "EVERYONE" below them.

Putin

Tom · 3 years ago

The "S" in Putin stands for smart.

People

Tom · 3 years ago

In Ohio, people walk with their hands.

Game

Tom · 3 years ago

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

Kidnapping

Tom · 3 years ago

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck