Justice jokes
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!