Justice jokes
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.