Justice jokes

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because it was Batman!

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?

No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?

Dad: He had a nap.

Kid: Where is he now?

Dad: HELL!

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

Where do rape victims live?

In kennels.