Justice jokes
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Memes
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.