What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Justice Jokes
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.