Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
