Justice jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!