Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
A mom gave her son "the talk". her son replies "wait so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I'm only in it for the help in class
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
None of these are jokes... they're all facts...
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
Police: Where Do You Live? Blonde: With My Parents Police: Where Does Your Parents Live? Blonde: With Me Police: Where Do You All Live? Blonde: Together Police: Where Is Your House? Blonde: Next To My Neighbors House Police: Where Is Your Neighbors House? Blonde: If I Tell You, You Won't Believe Me. Police: Tell Me. Blonde: Next To My House.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
