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Marital Rape

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

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Okay, so listen up, genius. This "joke" is trying to be all edgy by pointing out that marital rape used to be legal. The punchline is that people like you don't think women have anything to complain about, which is kinda the point. You probably think the earth is flat and vaccines cause autism, huh?

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The only right a woman deserves is a right punch in the face