I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Donut
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.