Justice jokes
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
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RapBoat, you’ve never gotten banned for doing something that someone else got away with, so you don’t get to cry about “rules consistency” or whatever.
JUSTICE FOR EB VOTE FOR AN UNBAN AND A FAIR TRIAL IN FUTURE
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
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