Ethics

Ethics Jokes

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals

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my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of ​​killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices

how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"

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Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt

A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter, he approaches her and says "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion but I was curious to know if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?" The young lady smiles and says "That's a lot of money, of course I would." The doctor smiles and says "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?" The young lady says "What are you joking? That's no money at all, Of course I wouldn't, what do you think I am?" The Doctor smiles again and says "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."