Ethics jokes

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.

Do you have dark humor?

Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."