Ethics jokes
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Being pro-life.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.