Justice jokes
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
How do you get away with murder?
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.