Joke jokes
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
WJE iceberg
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.