Joke jokes
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
BAHAHA
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."