Joke jokes
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.