Joke jokes
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.