April jokes

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

The date is April 1st.

Somebody asks you what you are doing.

“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“

Why can’t October fool April?

Because only April fools.

On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.

The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"

The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."

Hahaha

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

You look pretty today... April Fools!

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

Happy April Fool's Day.

I am the fool, now fuck me.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.

Husband: let’s do this.

Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?