Can February March? -- No, but April May.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April Fools.
Why is April the smartest month? It can never be fooled.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
When ur born on 4/20/69
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.
why is 4/20 such an epic date?
because It's weed day, columbine, AND hitler's birthday ;)
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
