Can February March? – No, but April May.

Why is April the smartest month? It can never be fooled.

Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.

A man is telling his story to someone. “My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them.”

“Interesting.”

“That’s the story of how I got to the morgue.” he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.