April jokes

Why can’t October fool April?

Because only April fools.

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

Who needs April Fools?

When your whole life is a joke?

Can February march? -- No, but April may.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Why is April the smartest month?

It can never be fooled.

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.