Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April Fools.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
Why is April the smartest month? It can never be fooled.
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools Pranks
A. Pranken stein
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
When ur born on 4/20/69
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.
