April Jokes

Depression

Blake
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Who needs April fools..

When your whole life is a joke?

Orphan

ButtersMuncher
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It's April fools day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Bad

Anonymous
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We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country

Month

Daniel King
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What is the smartest month?

April - No one can fool it.

Dark Humor

Anonymous
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April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.

Orphan

Anonymous
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April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Wife

Crow
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So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage

Month

Anonymous
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Can February March? -- No, but April May.

Sally

Benjamin Daniel
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Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child

Sally

Depression

sadlysoulz
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Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽

Orphanage

Meh
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Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!

Fake

Anonymous
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Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol

Biden

Luka
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In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day

Month

Daniel King
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Why is April the smartest month? It can never be fooled.

April Fool

❤️Tara❤️
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Q. What monster plays the most April Fools Pranks

A. Pranken stein

Calendar

Anonymous
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Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Orphan

Anonymous
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god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all

Girl

Anonymous
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This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020

Life

Anonymous
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who needs april fool when your life is a joke...

Dark Humor

Anonymous
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go to a orphange and tell the kids there parents came back as a april fools joke