Crime Scene Jokes

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines

What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower

Heads and shoulders

Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?

A: he got shot

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?

jack in a box.

I hate double standards if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing a good job if you burn a body t home you're destroying evidence.

The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.

"Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one. "

I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired

Why should you always wear rubber

So you don’t leave DNA evidence

Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha

They laughed at my crayon drawing. So I laughed at their chalk outline.

If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.

the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse

There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?