Butter jokes

Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."

Peanut butter 🧈?

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week. She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"

Mom: "No you can't..."

Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"

lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?

Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.

Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?

So she could see a butterfly.

When is the peanut butter due to arrive?

In a Jif.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?

"Ah!"