One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends. He replies sure, Dis my butter from another utter.
Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, “Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month.”
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, “Nice try.”
today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said ‘ok’ and licked the bread. ‘it’s really easy to spread’ he said. LOL!