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One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually I shouldn’t spread it.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.

I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂

Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn’t spread them

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They’re both easy to spread

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.