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Puns

K/\NE

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

Difference

Anonymous

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

Peanut

Anonymous

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Hearing

Daniel King

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.

Puns

Atom_Guy

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

Bus

Stephanie

What is the bus 🚎

Butterfly

imgay2

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

Peanut

Stephanie

Peanut butter 🧈

Peanut

Daniel King

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂

Puns

Your Mom

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

Puns

Elina

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually I shouldn’t spread it.

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Butterfly

Tyler

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

Cut

Anonymous

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

Butterfly

sofunnyitsbad

one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!”

mom: “no you can’t…”

me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!”

lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it

Ex

Anonymous

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

Butterfly

Anonymous

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

Dad

Yeet

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

Puns

Anonymous

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter

Nut

Stephanie

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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