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One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually I shouldn’t spread it.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends. He replies sure, Dis my butter from another utter.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They’re both easy to spread

Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn’t spread them

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, “Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month.”

Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, “Nice try.”

today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said ‘ok’ and licked the bread. ‘it’s really easy to spread’ he said. LOL!

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those

i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants