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One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually I shouldn’t spread it.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.

I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter

Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn’t spread them

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They’re both easy to spread

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

what does the Peanut butter baby say “Ah”