3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually I shouldn’t spread it.

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.

I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it

Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can’t peanut butter my dick up your ass

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter

Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂

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