Butter

This is a pun that plays on the dual meaning of the word "spread." It refers to the physical act of spreading butter, but also to the act of spreading a secret or rumor. The humor comes from the unexpected use of "spread" in relation to a joke.

• Butter
• Food
• Kitchen
• Hearing
• Dairy
• Spread

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
• Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?" Bob says, "Umm no." Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
• Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
• Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."