Joke jokes
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Memes
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"