Joke jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.