Joke jokes
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
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Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.