Joke jokes
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Lessi
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.