Joke jokes
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.