Drunk Mum Bird Count

The humor comes from the kid's unexpected response. The mom is trying to use the classic sign of being drunk - seeing double - but the kid sees only two birds when the mom implied four, making it clear the mom is the one who's drunk.

• Kid
• Mum
• Dark Humor
• Family
• Bird
• Alcohol

• Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk? Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four. Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
• Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic? Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8. Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
• Kid: "What's dark humor?" Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap." Kid: "I am blind, Mom." Mom: "Exactly."
• You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.